wortboy


1. a functioning canadian alcoholic who trolls on tinder and chooses video games over his girlfriend.
2. an alcoholic that starts smoking weed and becomes the stereotypical 60’s hippie stoner.

3. when you constantly tell people you will arrive at a certain time, and arrive 20+ minutes later.

4. when wort standard time wst becomes your way of telling time.
1. your always drunk when you play video games, your such a wortboy.
2. ever since you started smoking weed you’ve become such a wortboy. i’m tired of listening to reggae and about how much you love weed.
3. you said you’d be here 30 minutes ago. why must you always be a wortboy and not show up when you tell me you will.

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