wottish
a person who is not from scotland who likes to act like or claim they are scottish. tend to own kilts, tartan, glengarry hats and for the more extreme a full set of bagpipes.
compareable to: plastic paddys (wannabe irish), wamericans, wappanese etc etc.
wottish wotsman – hoots mon, are ye a scotsman?
scotsman – yep, i am.
wotsman – haw man am toal scoattish masell.
scotsman – you sound american
wotsman – here ya pr-ck
scotsman – -beat beat beat-
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