Would you like some jet with that lag?


a phrase, -n-logous to “would you like some cheese with that whine?” for obvious reasons.

instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

coined by the m-ssively awesome aresnaries
observant player #1: wow, you’re seizuring all over the map! would you like some jet with that lag?

observant player #2: jesus, everyone’s ping is over 700! would anyone like some jet with this lag?
admin: -ban-

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