wrecking ball blumpkin
when a blumpkin-giver’s face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver’s fecal matter.
there are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:
1. blumpkin-giver’s face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. there must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.
roddy: yeah, i got my first blumpkin ages ago, when i was 13 and playing zelda ocarina of time. but it took me another 8 years of steady trying to get a wrecking ball blumpkin.
jp: she’s like a 5.5, mediocre.
stu: she gives blumpkins.
jp: ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
stu: and wrecking ball blumpkins.
jp: wow. i’m going to ask her out, what’s her name?
while receiving a particularly forceful blumpkin, the blumpkin recipient suddenly elevates off the commode, causing the blumpkin-giver’s head to slam into the toilet, breaking the toilet into several pieces.
peter could not use his toilet for weeks after melissa’s wrecking ball blumpkin smashed it into a hundred pieces.
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