wren


1)russin slang term for “god”.

2)term for a person who gives great s-x.
“i slave for my wren”

“was it good?”
“o god he was a wren”
a girl, usually with brown hair, that has a happy-go-lucky look on life. shes pretty book smart, but sure knows how to party. with a good smile, she is the type that makes her best guy friend fall in love with her. and every guy that she knows, will at least once have a thing for her.
girl: “hey, how are you and wren doing? cuz i see you 😉 ”
guy: “yeah, haha, shes my wren… don’t tell anyone, but i think i like her :/ ”
wren, the text version of the sound effect in a horror movie created by violins when a knife attacker creeps up on someone in the shower e.g. psycho
wren! wren! wren! wren! der derrrr, der derrrr, derrrrr
something sailors in the royal navy have s-x with, if they’re too lazy to w-nk
i woke up with a wren this morning, she looked like meatloaf. ug.
skinhead girl, variation on the term “bird.”
the skinhead talked only with his wren paying attention to no other girls. by her short hair and boots she was identified as a wren.
n, what happens to a female after they join the navy, due to the size of their -ss’ and the quant-ty of s-m-n they consume anually.
wrens are like ships because they are fat, slow and contain seamen.
a total b-tch that is on period 24/7 doesn’t know how to moderate forums, because according to her “your opinion is fine as long as i agree with it”.

since then, the name became an isnult.
you are such a wren.
stop being so f-cking wrenistic.

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