the act of masturbation.
that b-tch teased me so bad that i ended up going home and wrestling the champ to get rid of my blue b-lls
acronym for “what the f-ck is wrong with me.” in an instant message, jon wrote wtfiwwm after typing something questionable.
- I'm still in love with you
people go threw years of this knowing you may or may have not been better off, with or with out love. what someone says when there is nothing left to say but that in itself. you see them again, after years p-ss and have every oppertunity to tell this person. in shame do not and […]
- jamaican steambox
this is when you take a dump in the bathroom and proceed to have a shower. the steam from the shower amplifies the odor, and it is always an unpleasant surprise for whoever strolls in the bathroom next f-ck man! did you just jamaican steambox the bathroom? that’s disgusting
a really pretty girl. usually pet-te and a brunette. she is uber smart and finds really cool friends to hang out with. she’s a really good girlfriend and gets all the guys. she basically has the perfect life: intelligent, popular, and pretty. she’s a triple threat; watch out for her! everyone wants to be karley. […]
- bang zoned
when you attempt to make someone a booty call or a side hoe, someone to have around just for s-x. friend zones cool douchey brother that every girl hates but secretly wants to be with. “dude i can’t believe i bang zoned this one chick. she’s soooo hot!”