Wrexapotomus Gangalon
an animal that can run at ftl speeds(this is why they are rarely seen as they never stop moving.)
when you get a slight gust of wind from behind you and turn around and nothing is there it is actually a wrexapotomus gangalon speeding away or rushing towards you. only one man on earth has ever seen actually captured an an image of one on photo. wrexapotomus ganglons come in a wide variety of colours, usually a rainbow mix of colours. they are half amphibian half bird and are attracted to explosions and are quite violent in nature. when ever a wrexapotomus gangalon dies their body disolves into the sky, and when an entire blood line of wrexapotmus gangalons die their bodies atoms fuse together forming a rainbow in the sky. also a wrexapotomus gangalon has the ability to form a tornado in the sky simply by running rapidly in circles for a time of 3.123653764534538294767890654 seconds. it is also a common beleif that the fictional road-runner character is influenced by the wrexapotomus gangalon, this is a lie as the road-runner is completly bird-like in appearence.
guy 1: holy sh-t! what was that sudden gust of wind?
guy 2: either you farted or a wrexapotomus gangalon just ran past.
guy 1: wtf?!?!
h-rny guy 1: omg! that girls skirt blew up and in saw her p-ssy!
h-rny guy 2; omg so did i! thank you wrexapotomus gangalon!
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