Wrinkle Wagon


when a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.
holy sh-t mike, i can’t believe you got a ride home and banged ethel last night… she’s like 89! you could’ve called a cab, but you chose to ride the wrinkle wagon.

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