Wrinkle
something other people have. you have character lines.
child “mommy look at your wrinkles!”
mum “what did you call me?!”
a person that can be very annoying at times….. including excessive crying and whining….. this person has many friends of the same kind….and are not fun when they all come together
can be removed with an iron preheated to 400 degrees f.
man… is it just me or there are too many wrinkles in this room.
saucy is such a wrinkle
dude i was having a blast at this party till a buch of wrinkles showed up, then i left.
ahh i need an iron… i just got wrinkled
wrinkle: i have a headache, i have cold (52 times/ min)
person 1 : how was your day?
aspiring wrinkle: man it sucked…. first i had this test that i failed…. and i had a headace the whole time…. and i wanted to cry the whole time… then i went and called my mom and she comforted me and then i went to the doctor then back to momee who forced me to tak these pills then i almost p-ssed out then i woke up and had a cold all night and i couldnt sleep and then…..
person 1: quit being a wrinkle!!!
used to describe someone with an extremely hot body and cute face despite his slight old age.
omg, your grampa jones is soooo wrinkles 😉
ew.. thats just awks and kinda gross too.
p-n-s going down, being turned-off
don’t go near me, you’ll make me wrinkle.
something that other people have…
everyone has wrinkles, except you.
puppy that stinks and drools more than any other doggy
wrinkles the dog
a pocket of fat on an obese woman used for s-xual gratification.
i f-cked a wrinkle on a 300 pounder last night. it was great!
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