Wrired
floridian slang for the most uber cool awesome and 1337 haxx0r stud man around. more manly than chuck norris, can summon the infernal powers of g-dzilla, and can sleep with 1,001 women in a row overnight.
your very wrired, you s-xy thang! i wanna jump your bones!
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an acronym for the expression “with the rage of a thousand burning suns”. this acronym is used mostly online to express extreme bouts of anger or frustration. 1. ratchet girl in video: “yo. why i gotta tip?” server comment: “seriously? wtroatbs” 2. tweet: “why don’t (women/men) make sense!? #wtroatbs with the rage of a thousand […]
- Emotrocity
a fashion statement in which said person is dressed in all black or emo like attire when one would usually not. (eg. at work or in everyday life) “jasmine, you look like you’ve been to a funeral. you’re an absolute emotrocity”
- Emotron
smallish depressed man, usually loves emo music and like to tell you about it. tend to dress in either all black, hipster apparel, or metro s-xual. always b-mmed about something, typically stupid girls can not be relied upon for anything. mike is such an emotron.
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sleeping on bread because it is very soft, but sleeping on your own bread is pointless because it would be squished, but they restock the bread aisle daily so it is a continual source of mattress material. asher roth is asleep in the bread aisle asher roth’s new alb-m is t-tled “asleep in the bread […]
- asoue
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