Writer’s Cock
when you can’t finish a paper because you’re too busy doing p-rn on the internet.
“dude, did you finish that essay last night?”
“nah buh, i had such bad writer’s c-ck. i didn’t do sh-t.”
when you are trying to write a paper but you can’t because you’re too h-rny and all you can think all you can think about is blowing your load.
“did you finish the paper yet?”
“no, i have writers c-ck. i need to blow this load.”
when a piece of writing is sooo good it gives you a b-n-r, erection, chubby, woody, etc.
i was writing my auto-biography, it was so good it gave me writer’s c-ck!
when you are to h-rny to be able to form legitimate thoughts to write anything.
i couldn’t write because i was stricken with writer’s c-ck
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