wrong time of month
a farmer is told that his celibate bull will go s-x-mad if he rubbs some cow’s f-nny juice over the bull’s nose. he does so, and the bull gets at it within seconds. he wonders if this works with humans, so that night he scoops up some of his wife’s juices and rubs them over his face. within seconds he has a m-ssive stiffy and so wakes up his wife, wanting to give her a poking like never before. she takes one look at him and says, “you wake me up at 3 in the morning to tell me you’ve got a nosebleed?!?!”
if the river runs red, take the dirt track!
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