WTF Alarm


something you pull, mentally, when you realize that something that is happening to you, to a friend or some random person is totally crazy
dude 1: hey man. you hear about that guy who wanted to date a 18 year old?
dude 2: no. what about him?
dude 1: man is 80 f-cking years old.
dude 2: d-mn. time to pull the wtf alarm on that.

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