WTFClock


how can you not know what a wtf clock is?

a wtfclock is a clock that screams “what the f-ck” to wake you up. can also mean a douche.
stupid kid: i want to buy a wtfclock mommy!

mother: no dear, you’ll have nightmares and turn into a douche like your uncle alistarr.

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