WTFIML
(what the f-ck is my life) used for an extreme, shocking, or confusing time in your life.
omg! i just saw brenda song going down on someone in the social network! wtfiml
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idle complaints to be distinguished from real issues like famine, war and terminal illness which actually matter. e.g. feeling vaguely unhappy in your hedonistic lifestyle, having no money because you routinely blow it all on un-necessary cr-p, losing the internet connection in your studio rooftop apartment. guy 1: “leave jake alone. he has problems” guy […]
- whore lore
false tales told by a promiscuous woman usually pertaining to the number of men (and women) who want to sleep with her. “beth was just telling me that the bartender is totally hot for her. she’s spreading her wh-r- lore again.” a new genre of p-rn which involves elves, wizards, and other mystical creatures. usually […]
- julie campbell
lies about small things instead of just being honest, beautiful person inside and out though. fabulous lover, scared of being loved. julie campbell rocks but should be more honest of how she feels
- Carnes Owned
a variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true j.c. himself, jerry carnes. let’s say your test grade was a 54. you would say: dude, i just got totally “carnes owned.”
- Jumphrey
the act of jumping through a table/desk wearing dress pants, and a short sleeve shirt with a tie. hey look at the pumphrey brothers performing a jumphrey.