WTFM


write the f—-ing manual. based on the term rtfm. used when a lack of doc-mentation exists for a given system.
user: where do i find that?
ops: rtfm
user: wtfm first, jerk
accronym for “what the f-ck mate”, basically the australian version of wtf (what the f-ck)
vanessa “darling i f-cked nathan last night”

robert “wtfm! you f-cked my dad wtfm!”
what the fudge m-ffin???
used as an inside joke between friends or by those who don’t wish to offend those around them. a subst-tute for wtf??
person one: i just found a pencil i lost 6 months ago! yay!!!
person two: wtfm??
what the f-ck man?
person: -drunk talk-
me: wtfm?
what the funky monkey- used by those who do not wish to offend conservative, religious, or old people. it is a suitable exchange for the expression wtf
jason: dude, all the people are like flying, so are you!
freddie: wtfm?

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