wujojopo
“wake up, jerk off, jerk off, p-ss out”
commonly used as a weight cutting technique, to procrastibate your work, or to rid your blue b-lls from the weekend.
hey matt! it’s 7:00pm, where’ve you been all day?
i spent the day doing back-to-back wujojopos.
well, it is sunday.
or
why did god rest on the seventh day?
he needed to wujojopo.
oh.
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