wum


it is an acronym meaning wind-up merchant.

it refers to someone who posts on message boards and newsgroups with the intention to cause as much disruption as possible by goading others.
he’s a wum, just ignore his posts.
another pr-nunciation of worm.
“hey look, it’s a wum!”

“my favorite candy i gummi wums!”
deragatory name for a woman.
wum, make me a sandwich!
“wum” is the female discharge or female c-m. womanly c-m thus the everyday word wum.
“holy cr-p bertha, you got wum all over me!”
c-m created from pure will power.
dude, i made jennifer drink my wum.
abbreviation for waiting until marriage,
meaning that you won´t have s-x with anyone until you´re married.
it´s important for me that he is wum.
the combination of the two words “well” and “umm” usually used at the beginning of a sentence when trying to think of a response
kevin: “yo ma, when we gonna go get our mahiganiggy on?”
stephanie: “wumm…let’s bounce in 30!”

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