Wumpus


a fictional creature who hides in a digital grid, and gives you only a few chances to find him.
im hunting the wumpus
a thing which you hunt in a dark cave full of bats and bottomless pits, armed only with a couple arrows.
i loved playin’ that old 1972 video game “hunt the wumpus”
someone who is extremely thirsty
“did you see how kevin was all over that girl?”

“man he is such a wumpus”
the little b-mp on a man’s inner thigh that is sensitive to touch and can cause romantic feelings to be aimed the the toucher.
listen, if you want a man to fall for you, you’ve got to touch his wumpus.

to catch a lover, wumpus him.
the back part of the head where a b-mp is found.
jareds wumpus is huge.
the spot on the bridge of your nose where it dips down between your eyes. some people pierce it.
iiiiiii’m gonna lick your wumpus!
wumpus (wum-pus)(n.) one who excells in areas such as intelligence, quick thinking, and ingenuity. also may have a walrus-like personallity.

see – walrus, mythbusters, csi.

plural – wumpii.
jamie hyneman is definitely a wumpus.

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