WVOMF


wet v-g-n- on my face. its derived from spelling out a verbal onamonapia that can be commonly used in situations where one finds themselves owning, pwning, or just putting the beat down on someone else. it’s almost a natural sound people make, so you probably have said it, even unconsciously, at some point in life unless you are always getting owned. what people don’t realize is that this sound is spelt “wvomf” which ultimately stands for “wet v-g-n- on my face.”
“you’re fat and have body odor. wvomf!”
“lawrence, we all know you don’t have wet v-g-n- on your face, but that was good; alright, next person….”

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