WWJDFAKB


abbreviation: “what would jesus do for a klondike bar?”
an acronym for one of the greatest philosophical questions ever asked. what would jesus do for a klondike bar? considering jesus lived in a fairly warm environment, and everyone enjoys the taste of a klondike bar, it is -ssumed he would do anything for one. however, not ever tasting one before, it is impossible to conjecture whether he would find a klondike bar delicious. no one will ever know.
tom: well now that i have my degree from harvard, i can pretty much say i know everything.
hater: really? well let me ask you this: wwjdfakb?
tom: uhh…

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