Wyoming

the leading energy producing state in america.

we don’t ride horses to school.

we have car’s , technology, and more importantly respect.

if you needed a shirt somone would give you theirs.

look for a fight you’ll find more than you wanted.

every man woman and child has and knows how to use a gun.

our dogs are smarter than most city folks.

we kill sh-t and eat it
and just a fyi we don’t care that cali has beachs, bros an actors if you like it so much go back.
and last but not least campbell county /gillette is not wyoming it’s south dakota.
wyoming heaven on earth
possibly the most ignored unpopulated state in america.
wyoming? where the f-ck is wyoming?
the state with the lowest population. home to towering mountains and sp-cious plains. populated pre-columbus by the shoshone, crow, and lakota indians. currently populated with cowboys, roughneck oilfield workers, indians, and generally nice people who love the outdoors, and hate the way the rest of america lives. 90 percent of said population could probably kick your -ss in half. by the by, not a favorite place for h-m-s-xuals (remember matt shepard?). yes, everyone in wyoming has a gun, and really wants to shoot something.
“i love living in wyoming, its so beautiful and peaceful.”
“dude, its f-cking empty, no one lives there!”
“i know numb-nuts, that’s what makes it nice.”
its shaped like colorado
a place where one car on the road is a “normal day”, two cars on the road is “there’s some traffic out there”, three cars on the road is “it’s pretty busy on the road”, and four cars on the road is “rush hour.”
wyoming is a state in the us.
the state with the lowest population which will eventually kill us all when yellowstone erupts.
holy sh-t, did you see supervolcano on the discovery channel? why is the sky black? oh, it’s just wyoming.
supposedly a state in the united states. in reality, wyoming does not exist. n-body has ever met anybody from wyoming. it is a vast government conspiracy. if you think you are driving through wyoming, you are really unconscious in a secret government facility where scientists are implanting false memory engrams into your mind. this knowledge is commonly introduced to high school freshmen.
blond chick: hey, i’m going to wyoming for vacation!
s-xy red-haired dude: no, you’re not. it doesn’t exist.
state in the western usa where coloradans go to buy fireworks that are illegal in colorado and fugitives go to hide.
and there’s some cows and sh-t too…