Wytheville Virginia
the town that drains you of your will to live until you forget your previous life and become another close-minded and unbelievably idiotic resident of southwest va. the hills close you in. there is no escape.
newcomer: “did you hear in the news about the upheaval in libya?”
resident of 2 yrs: “no, i don’t care about stupid stuff like that in the outside world… i live in wytheville virginia!”
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