x church


a ‘revival’ of a previously disused church in gainsborough, lincolnshire; at which swarms of n-z–paraphernalic pretence-drunk emos gather to kill their already sp-rs-ly populated brain cells, with ultra-value range crack canabis (that was probably handed to them by a socially electrolytic paedophile); and to voy upon the vast-ties of mediocrity which perform music to the genre of “screamo”, only to be abducted by these ‘virtuotists’ (the method on the contrary acheived by pushing the already pregnant 16 year old girls down the flight of stairs outside; causing them just intoxiable enough to love anyone that appreciates their v-g-n-l instincts); whilst their fiancées watch, their own integrities torn away by the hardship of living in such an odious working cl-ss dumphole.
lolé: ah yew c-mmin 2 x church 2nite? xxxxxxx
bessie: yh, dpnds hus plyin bbes xxxxx
lolé: a band called p.e.n.i.s (aka plastic elephants not interesting suddenly). they r musikl savants.
bessie: o no, i dnt want 2 git rped by them…wait, i totalli do!
both: heheheheheheh
lolé: cmon, letz go do sum legals 2gethr
both: yay ^-^

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