a pathetic waste of tv programming time disguised as a glorified karaoke contest. hundreds, thousands, maybe millions all over australia audition for this stupid show hoping to be the next kelly clarkson or adam levine. they eliminate the ones who are actually talented early in the show, leaving tween fangirls to vote for the best-looking and least talented contestants who are there only to slaughter every song ever written. like other tv “talent” shows, it is usually hosted by some washed-up pop star or actor who used to be good. the judges are usually pretty washed-up themselves. after all the hype is over and they’re done making fangirls p-ss their pants over the winner, the winner is usually forgotten, disappearing into the void reserved especially for them. this will happen every year until everyone is sick of anything simon cowell (see “w-nker”) related and switches from channel 7 to sbs.
sam: hey man did you hear that reece won the x factor australia this year?
v-ssy: that little f-ggot won? yeah big f-cking surprise. had the fangirls’ vote. obvious from the start
to f-ck something up badly, or to do something badly dude: jeff buckleys version of ‘hallelujah’ is awesome dude t-t: no no no alexhandra burke’s version is far better dude: no way she totally xfactored it that show ruins everything it touches, and has such a reputation for doing so its been added to urbandictionary […]
any phrase used to the point of annoyance by x factor judges: for example the words “probably the best act we’ve seen this series”as uttered by simon cowell after every act. the delivery is usually highly condescending and insincere in nature. well i think you’re out of your comfort zone there – oops – pardon […]
to use something in a thrifty way, or procure something without paying for it. sparing, saving. wep? time to covage the wifi from next door, i covaged myself a good meal from the free buffet, quit covaging your cash and tip the hooker already!
- fuzz bumpin'
when two lesbians with power m-ffs sit in such a way that their v-g-n-s meet. as chris and sam walked home from the neighborhood bar, chris said, “boy, i’d give anything to see some foxy fuzz b-mpin’ right about now.”
- facebook fink
someone who turns you in to your parents or school with information gleened on fb. the snitch weasel ratted me out to my mom after seeing photos on facebook that i wasn’t really sick that day. he’s such a mama’s boy facebook fink.