a genre of fanfiction where the reader is the main character, and all events are described in vivid detail as happening to him/her. usually used for lemon fics but is not limited to such. usually involves s-xual interactions between the reader and a character of the author’s choice (character usually being a popular dreamboat male character).
most of these fanfics are found on deviantart, mostly for female audiences, sometimes appealing to male audiences, either straight or gay.
i recently read a story from creepypasta called “jeff the killer”. it was a great story, so i asked my friend if she knew anymore jeff stories, and she sent me a jeff x reader fic. i’m never gonna take her advice on reading ever again.
peeing in my pants, tears in my eyes “i was laughing so hard, i cried. it was totally pimptime” acronym for p-ssing in my pants, tears in my eyes bob says: im fat john says: pimptime!
- pinch your helmet
to jerk off. used by andrew dice clay on the opie & anthony show. i saw a hot girl and than i went home and pinched my helmet
- Pine Rice
p-n-s stop eating all my pine rice this rice is no good without pine
- Smurfing Party
a smurfing party is when the main aim is to hit each other around the face with your p-n-s as much as possible. hey rom do you want to come to my “smurfing party” this weekend? sure thing i like a good p-n-s round the face.
- Gene Hathaway
when a girl squirts her lady j-zz on a man’s bare chest. it was amazing, she threw me down and gene hathawayed right on my chest.