Xanaccident


accidents that take place while a person is under the influence of a hefty amount of xanax.
“dude what the f-ck happened to all my cash i had on me!”

“you bought 4 bars last night, then everyone of us got some del taco out’a you too!”

“f-ckin xanaccident.”
mishaps, mistakes and errors caused my the intake of the prescription medication xanax; which is often responsible for many accidents and conundrums.
man #1: oh my god, what happened to that half pizza i was saving in the fridge.

man#2: i must have ate it last night by xanaccident.

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