a lovely c-cktail made of a xanax and a margarita. makes the day, and some -ssholes, oh so tolerable!
this day has sucked and i am so stressed – i need a xanarita!
- floyd the barber
a word used to describe a serial rapist, commonly shortened to just “floyd”. this phrase originated from a song by the band nirvana she knew she was with floyd the barber as soon as she saw the van.
7mada is the guy who owns not just his city , but all the cities and countries in the world. he’s awesome , tough , cruel , the boss , and he doesn’t give a sh*t about anyone or anything. the police/government can’t catch him because he owns them. ‘7’ in 7mada is pr-nounced the […]
when u slide your finger on the middle row left to right then the top row right to left then drag the bottom row right to left why did i type in asdfghjklpoiuytrewqmnbvcxz
- strangers brother
masturbating while using the back of both hands. i frequently m-st-rb-t- with the strangers brother.
- trump gap
the time between donald trump tweeting something incendiary or inane and then deleting that tweet. dude, did you see that tweet where donald trump said he always wanted rock megyn kelly’s bus out of its rut? yeah, i’m the one who sent it to tmz. i was able to get a screen cap in the […]