xanax lisp
a temporary speech impairment experienced by bar tards while on xanax or until they sober up.
a xanax lisp usually includes the inability to pr-nounce words with s.
susan: “we had to send jimmy to speech cl-ss because he started getting a lisp.”
johnny: “he didn’t really have a lisp, it was just a xanax lisp because jimmy’s a bartard.”
jimmy: “guy’th, i don’t have a li’th’p. i’ve just been poppin’ xan’th’ before work everyday.”
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