when you use pieces of pizza as a bra to get yourself moist
i used my xand for master jacking last night, works so much better!
tampons “hey can you get a stopper out of my purse? its that time of the month”
- soft collins
when a man rubs his flaccid member on an unsuspecting woman. “that guy bill in our cl-ss is so gross” “he doesn’t seem that bad.” “trust me, he gave me a soft collins the other day!” “ew!” #flaccid #member #p-n-s #gross
- socked my c*ck
when your hoe puts a tube sock on your c-ck and starts jacking you off bro my hoe just socked my c-ck
/bə nɑ dɪs/ noun: the visible mark on an undergarment caused by a shart (plural: bernardi) synonym: skid mark nb: while a skid mark may be attributed to poor wiping, a bernardus is distinct as the result of a shart. “of all the bernardi, the south australian senator’s bernardus was the biggest and foulest” -prrrrrrppp- […]
something that causes cancer. good thing i am not remembering.