xanderisms
sayings made by an affluent hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality
-what’s one of your favorite xanderisms?
-“$1000? you know how i hate chump change.”
-cool. mine’s “manual labor? who’s manuel?”
a religion in belief of 6 gods. g-d is the leader. the virgin mary is the goddess of children and women hood. mother nature, goddess of the earth, sky, and fire. jesus fish, god of the sea. frodo, god of the forset. and andrew carnegie, god of the economy and politics. there you go greg.
xanderism
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