xavier valentino edwards
xavier valentino edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. he’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. he will be the guy. he’s a guy who loves blue fanta and wants to live in china, will probably hide in ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. but a xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who everyone loves. a xavier valentino edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the sh-t in the world, annoys the f-ck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. he’s a s-xy as f-ck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. many people will forever look up to him. although a xavier valentino edwards has been through so much, this xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. he has been through too much sh-t, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a xavier valentino edwards is a strong hearted italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. and he gets in loads of sh-t because he’s known for being a bad boy. he is my best friend and he will always be.
new teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?
xavier: ..bob, bob kabob miss why?
new teacher: funny, your real name now please?
random snake in cl-ss: it’s xavier romeo sebastian fieri vivaldi valentino-edwards miss! but..it’s too long so just say xavier valentino edwards i guess
xavier valentino edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. he’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. he will be the guy. he’s a guy who loves blue fanta and wants to live in china, will probably hide in ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. but a xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who everyone loves. a xavier valentino edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the sh-t in the world, annoys the f-ck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. he’s a s-xy as f-ck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. many people will forever look up to him. although a xavier valentino edwards has been through so much, this xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. he has been through too much sh-t, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a xavier valentino edwards is a strong hearted italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. and he gets in loads of sh-t because he’s known for being a bad boy. he is my best friend and he will always be.
new teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?
xavier: ..bob, bob kabob miss why?
new teacher: funny, your real name now please?
random snake in cl-ss: it’s xavier romeo sebastian fieri vivaldi valentino-edwards miss! but..it’s too long so just say xavier valentino edwards i guess
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