Xbox Noob


an xbox noob: here are some examples that set xbox noobs apart:
xbox noob: i don’t understand keyboard controls, there’s too many b-ttons!

xbox noob: -found a top 10 video game hero poll- omg master chief for the win!

xbox noob: i’m going to post a video of me getting ridiculous no-scope headshots on cod 4 on youtube.

xbox noob: omg cod 4 is so much better than cod 5. g-d!

they think xbox originals were better than the ps2.

they think xbox 360’s have better graphics than pc’s.

they think halo is better than half-life.

they make fun of people who have xbox live silver.

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