xelfie


noun, slang : zelfie

an x-rated photograph of ones self. not limited too but generally is of the male or female genitalia; sometimes, can be found in the same xelfie. can be full potrait, half portrait, for those that wish to leave something to the imagination. or may be a full on anatomy and physiology lesson.

generally shared between young adults, and sometimes by older creeper politicians to under age girls. usually signed with a moniker…
i opened a text from a friend of mine and he sent me a xelfie of his package. it looked like it was extremely cold where he was… when i responded lol, he said he’s a grower not a shower…

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