the irrational fear of other people’s erections.
gary’s xen-b-n-rphobia prevented him from going down on barry.
a singleparent who handles the traditional roles of 2 parents. havent even been able to get laid between work, school and doubleparenting!
when people send out a link to a youtube video without commenting on what the content is, forcing you to click on the link only to close it 1 second later because it’s leonard nimoy singing about bilbo baggins and you’ve already seen it. everyone please stop vaguetubing, as i’m trying to get some work […]
- skull snot
when someone smacks you so hard on the back of your head that your nose runs. “i’m going to smack you so hard you’re gonna have skull snot!” “do you want to have skull snot?”
when you f-ck your cousin’s uncle. i conkled
when you have no idea what you’re doing, so you just try to act like you are yourselves, but copying someone elses style. girl: “i like the way you move!” boy: “yeah i actually made this dance move myself” girl: “no, i saw someone else do this.. you f-cking stereobrys.”