Xenophatonia
a fear of hearing, seeing and reading about xenophobic, racist, bigoted, ignorant, s-xist and non- scientific statements frequently expressed by one tony abbot, the prime minister of australia.
‘ i thought i heard the faint rustle of the telegraph, and i got a serious case of xenophatonia’
‘i can’t cure my xenophatonia, my doctor said it’s just this long recurrent 3 year infection’
‘my doctor said to be aware of reoccurring infections of xenophatonia exacerbated by airborne viruses: murdoch, hocky and pyne’
women: “whilst ironing, my xenophatonia flared up exponentially when tony abbot become the minister for woman. as i was concerned the carbon tax would stifle my future ambitions for ironing and general house wife duties ’
scientist: ‘ my xenophatonia was touch and go for a while there, and i nearly lost an eye’
colleague: ‘oh?’ how so?’
scientist: ‘well, i stabbed myself in the eye uncontrollably with a fork when it was announced on the news there would no longer be a science minister’.
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