xertvanky
n. morbidly obese female of slavic descent who consumes crushed or shaved ice in cones.
b1: dayangg check out that xertvanky!
j1000: hey that’s my kid your talkin about!
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while in the act of hooking up with a female, the male turns to her and says, “this isn’t good for me, you are not exciting in bed at all.” then he goes home. the next day the girl, who -ssumes that every guy lives to get his d-ck wet, is infuriated. she calls him, […]
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the region located inbetween the sack and -n-s of the male also known as a taint jp perfers to m-st-rb-t- by simulating his glunder
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- Xerxesed
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