a f-cking loser that lives in the sewer system in england. plays counterstrike on xbox and buys scouts on buy rounds for some reason.
putros: alright boys buy up
zehnger: i’m buying an sep.
xgee: * buys scout *
putros: gee why did you buy a scout you moron. omg this kid is throwing.
- rubber m*ffin
a v-g-n- with a female condom on i though she was a normal fat girl, but when she took her top off she was full of rubber m-ffin! a fat girl with typhus on her rolls i was about to pull out but i remember she got a rubber m-ffin
- b*m tag
the act of marking territory or items with urine or feces by homeless people. bryce didn’t like that the car dealership used the empty lot that he slept in so he b-m tagged all the new cars.
- uber ride of shame
the ride home in an uber the next morning wearing the same clothes as yesterday, now all wrinkled, after having s-x with a stranger. oh man, once again, i did the uber ride of shame , the driver even laughed when he picked me up and asked how my night was.
beautifull loving caring she always go’s until she’s got success she is excellent joveria you are beautifull
- golden cowbell
when you’re p-ssing on a girls head and you smack your d-ck against her face while repeating the words ” ding dong ding dong” last night while i was f-cking your mom, she asked me to treat her like the filthy cow she is, so i grabbed her by the utters and gave her a […]