Xiahou Dun
a guy who got shot in the eye with an arrow, and then pulled the arrow out, with his eye on it and ate it, because
1) his mother gave it to him
2) he’s such a bad-ss
“ow my eye. oh well, my mother gave it to me”
-chomp-
the most bad–ss chinese guy ever!
fiercly loyal to his kingdom “wei” he was a close friend and cousin of the leader “cao cao”
you:who xiahou dun?
me: the most bad -ss guy ever
besides as the coolest dood in chinese history, possesing the b-lls to do things like eat his own eye off of an arrow, speak for it in poetry saying “essence of my father, blood of my mother, i cannot toss this away!”, then jam a spear in the the shooters face (literaly), he was also known for his generosity, being that although he was the highest general of wei and a bad–ss swordsman, concidered over-violent by some, he was known to spend little beyond food, clothes and such, and never owned any land of his own, and gave all his surplus to the poor.
supposably weilding a m-ssive scimiar in his later days, which dynasty warriors names ‘kirin fang’. this blade, as seen on the gam, the author estimates to be about 60 – 80 lbs
-bah, you idiot, xiahou dun was not just some violent freak! he was generous and unltimately cool ‘n stuff… and ‘sides, sword violence rocks!
-at the cost of torn muscles, damaged joints and the crafting of a big–ss wooden sword, i am thinking forming a martial art style based on the fighting style of xiahou dun. not as much about teachnique as it is a combination of power and speed.
-it might be cool to remove one’s left eye just to look like xiahou dun!
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