worshippers of the rare and elusive laynicorn.
fans of lay (zhang yixing), a multilingual kpop and cpop star.
p1: (dramatic voice) stan talent, stan zhang yixing.
p2: um…. that’s nice?
p1: xingmis forever!!!!! (runs into sunset) (bangs head on sunset)
- penile enhancement
telling your d-ck to “git gud” in battle eg; becoming bigger and harder to bone. my girlfriend told me i should get a penile enhancement, she keeps teabagging me with hers, and it has been on penile enhancement since we met.
when a girl is only attracted to a guy because he’s in a frat, not because he is good looking or has a good personality. person 1: i can’t believe anthony got with maddison last night. person 2: i can! she’s only frattracted to him. she’s only in it for the beer and the drugs.
- the sounds of silence
one of the three places the words of the prophets can be found. the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls, and whispered in the sounds of silence.
not feeling a sense of guilt or shame in a matter. when we woke up this morning after not having the s-x you promised we’d have, i got more upset because you seemed unshaded by it and completely oblivious.
- alley ally
somebody who has your back if you get jumped in an alleyway, but doesn’t have your back any other time. seamus proves to be a good alley ally, the rest of the time he is anti-me.