xirl is when you are tumblr as f-ck and you think there are more then 2 genders.
dude, my gender is xirl
there are 2 genders f-ggot.
- flowering my nuts
relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area. ” what are you doing now dog?” “sitting here, flowering my nuts”
being ‘asked’ to volunteer, but it is actually mandatory. being ‘asked’ is just a pleasantry. (see also: volun-told) “they’re asking us to volunteer for the event at work tomorrow.” “man, forget that sh-t.” “i forgot to mention, it’s mandatary.”
dried up c-m my sock is full of weath.
- kevin's disease
the complete loss of memory caused by a sudden trauma that was, itself, also forgotten. “dude! homeboys got changnesia! he’s mumbling around like he has kevin’s disease.”
when your friend david is acts stupid so often you have to make up a new word to level with him. kevin: omfg david is late again danniel: ikr david can be such a davetard sometimes kevin: tru bro