a guy that e-dates a 14 year old named mia
xjmx distort is a bipolar r-t-rd
when a mobile phone is placed in the back pocket near the -n-s and a fart accidentally dials a contact in the phone. ring…ring…ring… “h-llo?” pffftttt…. “dammit! mom fart dialed me again!”
a shy girl who can be terribly weird. hey look at that nerd over there, must be an oksan.
people who go ape regarding trump. the notrumpanzees were making a racket at the news regarding trump!
a term for the internet when it is slow or down. from ‘internet’ + ‘nyet’ (russian “no”) my progress at work would be better if it weren’t for the internyet.
you’ll find out when you’re 13. “grandad what’s a weedaddle?” “i’ll tell you when you’re 13.”