XOMG


a variant of zomg, itself derived from omg, (an abbreviation of “oh my g-d”). this is widely used whilst conversing on the internet, and is oft utilised in mild derision of users of the aformentioned phrases.
kaeli: xomg!
unwitting victim: what?
a typo of ‘zomg’ (which is often sarcastically used towards people who say omg alot, or are stating the obvious) when someone mis-types zomg as xomg it often leaves them looking foolish, and as dumb as the person he/she was trying to make fun of. xomg would usually be used by someone who is trying to look good infront of his internet buddies…
person 1: omg look that guy is so uber!!11!1
person 2: (sarcastically) lolz ye xomg look at him! -_-
person 3: (even more sarcastically) ye.. you sure made him look stupid with your typo…

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