filip being a p-ssy -ss b-tch
“filip skipped his slayer task…. xp waste”
in runescape, when something causes a loss of xp, it is considered an xp waste.
short for experience waste.
house party? xp waste.
homework? xp waste.
girlfriend? xp waste.
when you f-ck from behind lets do the doggie-position
- charleston monte carlo
when your deployed to afghanistan and someone on your team sh-ts in your pillowcase. jason just left a charleston monte carlo in aaron’s room.
when she desides to play peek-a-boo while giving a bl-wj-b she scared me so much while peek-a-blowing that i shat myself…
- g*y penguin
the most awesome type of penguin coz when straight penguins abandon their babys a gay penguin couple will adopt them. straight penguin 1: d-mn what an ugly baby penguin. straight penguin 2: yeah f-ck him let’s leave him here. gay penguins: oh no lets adopt him! awwwww
a nap i’m about to lie on the couch and take a yoozer