xylophoner
when a male gets an erection while listening to, playing, or just in the presence of a xylophone
when rizwan was playing the xylophone, alan walked in naked and rizwan got a xylophoner
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when you take a mallot from a xylophone and shove it up your own -ss, or having someone else shove it up your -ss, or just going off on the stick. dude i totally had some extreme xylophone s-x by myself last night.
- xylophone that bitch
the s-xual act of pugilising a partner with ones p-n-s consecutively from head to toe. deem batads gave me bam fu tanzipans in mah panzimans! d-mn, imma xylophone that b-tch!
- Xylophoney
adjective- reffering to a person with a high or chimey voice alex is very xylophoney because his voice is rather high.
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any adult beverage yo man, i got dat dime potion!
- mickey whisker
australian for female pubic hair from ‘mickey’ v-g-n-. often used as a descriptor for a very short distance. not to be confused with a certain mouse’s whiskers. “just a mickey whisker closer and i would have been a goner!” “give it one more mickey whisker and it’ll fit just right.”