xylophonobia
the extreme feeling of existential dread that a person feels whilst in the presence of, or hearing a xylophone.
“i’m terribly sorry, mr. montgumery, but i will be unable to attend the orchestral demonstatration of the talents of said musicians; as i know there will be a xylophone present, and i suffer from xylophon-bia.”
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