yacht clubbing
an epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. while a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.
gentleman1: i say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, i really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
gentleman2: hear! hear! i second that!
gentleman3: my apologies, but i’m afraid i must decline. i feel it is not quite my cup of tea.
gentleman2: poppyc-ck! i’ll have you know that the prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled d-ck rubs! only the most unrefined of philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!
gentleman1: my good sir! has no one informed you? it’s not g-y, if you’re wearing a top hat!
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