yafp
abbreviation: you’re a f-cking pimp. commonly used in lieu of “thank you” for friends, bros, or pimps. also used to bestow praise
example 1
blake: hey jordan, i bought you a beer
jordan: yafp
example 2
jordan: i got that girls number at the bar and we’re going out on tuesday
blake: yafp
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