yalli

yalli is a beautiful girl wise personality shines. she loves people and has many friends. when she is happy, she sparkles and twinkles, but when she is angry, she is angry. she is an amazing girl, who is loved by many.
wesly: geez, there’s yalli p-ssing by.
james: d-mn, she’s so nice!
a yalli is an annoying, -sshole, crrepy, loud, obnoxious, rude, person with no sense of personal sp-ce. a yalli is a whiter than white jew who thinks he is ganster because he listens to lil’ wayne and gucci mane. yallis often make you want to punch them in the face. a yalli is the opposite of a woodson. yallis also have s-x with prost-tutes dressed as nurses and think they are the sh-t (which absolutly not true). if a yalli were to ask everyone that was ever s-xualy harrased by them to raise their hand it would be exactly like that scene in mean girls when the girls were asked to raise their hand if they were personaly victimized by regina george.
i f-cking hate him! hes such a yalli! why does he have to be such a yalli!?
how many of you have been s-xually harrased by a yalli? (everyone slowly raises their hand)
weird creatures that grow corn on cornland… and only two has been found.

they are usually found eating breadsticks.
example of yallis:

‘is dat a bird? is dat a plane? no, its a falling angel’
‘lol omd lol 8d -eats breadstick-‘