yang-yang


southern term for “non-sense” or “bullsh-t”.
as used by outkast in the song, “git up git out”

i should have listened when my momma told me that
if you play now you gonna suffer later
figured she was talking yang-yang so i paid her
no attention and kept missing the point, she tried to poke me with
chinese for bling bling, or as the chinese would say “bring bring”.

perhaps a v-g-n-, perhaps.
ret me see your ca, i hear it yang yang.
“the -n-lysis and inquiries of yoshi’s penile unit”

the asian p-n-s is a very tiny molecule consisting of a centimeter long head followed by a half inch long shaft. the shaft, being yellow and asiany, is usually covered in multiple std-related legions. this can be attributed to the fact that chinese people f-ck all day long. because this f-cking is a constant occurrence s-x has lost its pleasurable value. therefore, asians have devised tiny efficient penii to help them in their quest to over populate the world. let’s take for example, the p-n-s of a student here at this boarding school, which by the way is covered with tiny asian p-n-ses, by the name of yang yang f@#g. we are using the name yang yang f@#g because we wish to keep the true ident-ty of this man confidential. yang yang f@#g real name is yoshi. yoshi is a 34 year old p-rn star with a record-breaking 4 inch long p-n-s. yoshi, with his mammoth p-n-s consistently stars in such films as “the real g-dzilla,” “g-d’s p-n-s attacks tokyo,” and the popular film, “will f-ck for rice.”
yoshi (yang yang) also stars in educational films such as, “one sentence a day j-panese,” where a 23 year old prost-tute teaches english s-xual sayings like: “my grandparents give good head!” and, “first rate c-nt lapping!” yoshi, earlier in his career, did a number of h-m–erotic p-rnography in which he set a world record for sucking twenty 3-inch p-n-ses to -j-c-l-t–n in twenty minutes. he also starred in a h-m–erotic film by the name of, “-ssload of c-cks,” which was a seven film series. he starred in the first six with ron jeremy until his -ss exploded. yoshi was so amazingly famous that a 96-year old grandpa set himself on fire while jacking off to see yoshi’s newest erotic film. currently, yoshi’s most popular films are, “bigger isn’t always better: m-ssive midget erotica,” and, “the 3 foot-tall wonder: a doc-mentary of the midget p-rn industry.” yoshi recently p-ssed away due to a combination of chlamydia, crabs, gonorrhea, aids, p-n-s lice, syphilis, hepat-tis b, a, e, c, and possibly d, scabies, and the fact that he set his d-ck aflame. surprisingly, due to the m-ssive deposits of -j-c-l-t-d c-m, his d-ck stayed aflame for a record-breaking 72 days.
to honor his death, a 12-foot statue of his p-n-s was erected in the center of tokyo. however, at his grave, due to the large number of stds, nothing within a 12 foot radius is able to live.

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